It’s all happening today
At the madhouse on the bend
They’re tearing up the script
The story has no end
It’s a joker’s paradise
The rules are here to bend
The brief has no concept
He’s here to pretend
They tie you to a chair
There’s nothing you can do
Come on over take a seat
Welcome Mr. Blue
A few slaps to start
Rubber hoses first
Tell them you are innocent
That’ll make them curse
This is not the first time
It’s all well rehearsed
Even though you’re bleeding
And you think your head will burst
The adrenalin runs out
Before you’re black and blue
There’s no one here to take your place
Sorry Mr. Blue
Blood all on the tiles
Who’s the criminal here
Can’t walk out the door
Looks like the end of your career
Seen it all before
Like to vanish then reappear
There’s no shame in this
Tell them what they want to hear
The more they beat the less the pain
Oblivion takes its cue
Not much you can do now
Is there Mr. Blue
You know you’re not mad
As they drag you up the aisle
Back to the padded cell
Leave you there awhile
No one to turn to
They’ve sectioned you in style
Death could be the only escape
Could be its worthwhile
Maybe it’s a pleasure for them
To do what they do
I’ll see you next time around
Goodbye Mr. Blue
