Tides coming in not much we can do
Sitting on a cornflake get wet through
Grab your partner chuck her in the air
When she’s tired sit her in a chair
De da de diddle diddle de da de
De da diddle da de
All the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men
Cannot dance like bill and Ben
Grab your pet give it all you’ve got
Dance and dance till your feet get hot
De da de diddle diddle de da de
De da diddle da de
There was a guy called silveste
Row of forty medals on his chest, big chest
Grab your queen do it in style
Once around the pews twice down the aisle
De da de diddle diddle de da de
De da diddle da de
Join the navy young, want to be an old marine
Don’t try to bump start a submarine
Grab your Shelia twirl her round
Boogie down to the rockabilly sound
De da de diddle diddle de da de
De da diddle da de
Paint some rabbits on a bald mans head
Look like hares from a distance he said
Grab your hen for the Scottish reel
Sling it about like john peel
De da de diddle diddle de da de
De da diddle da de
If you’re in love and you like romancing
Watch out for trains when line dancing
Grab your mate cover all the floor
To the top of the stairs and out through the door
De da de diddle diddle de da de
De da diddle da de
Judge said six months; I can do that on me head
He said here’s six more then, do that on your bed
Been singing all night now my voice is ending
That’s the end of the song but keep on dancing
De da de diddle diddle de da de
De da diddle da de |  |
